Things are getting pretty bad, by Texas standards:
but this is what folks are acting like:
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Things are getting pretty bad, by Texas standards:
but this is what folks are acting like:
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Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.
True!
Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.
Just wait until there's an ice storm a'comin'.
The grocery stores will be out of bread, milk, batteries, candles, etc., like they'll be socked in for a week.
Bill Engvall has a funny commentary about snow. 1/4" in Texas and they'll shut everything down. A couple of inches in Denver and the folks here are saying "I can still find my golf ball."
Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
-Me
I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
-Also Me
One of the DACs that works here is also from an area that gets cold regularly. Her and I laugh our butts off at all the folks dressed up in every piece of snivel gear ever invented.
Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.
Just another day in paradise.
Micheal HoffHard times make strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create hard times
Kyle
Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.
88* and raining 8 miles east of Dangriga, Belize...
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Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
Having grown up here I never thought about snow as scary. I moved to Georgia for a couple years and the locals would joke about all the milk, bread and eggs being sold out. Apparently French toast is the food of the apocalypse?
I always thought it was it was a joke, until the weatherman mentioned there may be snow, just a mention, not a guarantee, not even really in the forecast. Then I went to the store.....
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I was working in an MCI office in Plano, TX, when it was announced there was an ice storm coming in. The MCI management immediately closed the office and ran everybody out like there was a tornado coming. I said "what? Closing the whole place down because of an ice storm? Really?" And they were dead serious! "Out! Pack up and go, NOW!"
So I went out and got some lunch, then sat in a parking lot and watched people trying to drive. It was hilarious! They really DON'T know what the hell to do in that kind of weather! Great entertainment.
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....