Back...what, 18 years ago or so, my sis had a problem of her junior high lockermate stealing her gum. She coated some with Ipecac...never was stolen again.
Back...what, 18 years ago or so, my sis had a problem of her junior high lockermate stealing her gum. She coated some with Ipecac...never was stolen again.
Oh I almost fell out of my chair reading those. My employee's are all looking to see what's going on
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"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
Laughed my ass off twice over those reviews. Once when I read it this morning and just now when I tried to read them to my wife. She had to read them herself after the second one. I couldn't keep a straight enough face to read them aloud.
I am glad my wife is allergic to sugar substitutes and we never by sugar free products. We make our own sugar free and don't use toxic chemicals.
Could be effective deterrent for food thieves at work.
Our first test pilot (unknowingly) is a gal who does girl on girl shows at guy's homes... Pretty much a totally annoying seahag that happens to sponge off of my neighbor who is a lonely desperate goof. No, he does not get free shows, and neither do I. She has a "performance" in vail this weekend and loves to eat snacks on the way up. This could end up being legendary.
someone's butthole sneezed.
hard to vampire sneeze that one.
gafaw.
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Credit TFOGGER : Liberals only want things to be "fair and just" if it benefits them.
Credit Zundfolge: The left only supports two "rights"; Buggery and Infanticide.
Credit roberth: List of things Government does best; 1. Steal your money 2. Steal your time 3. Waste the money they stole from you. 4. Waste your time making you ask permission for things you have a natural right to own. "Anyone that thinks the communists won't turn off your power for being on COAR15 is a fucking moron."
Hahahahahahahahaha, that was funny.
Thanks.
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?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
George Fitch. c 1916.
Sounds like the kind of job I'd get fired from. Employers typically don't take too kindly to employees threatening to "beat another employee's ass".
But seriously-I make my lunches the night before. If I take the time to cook myself an actual meal and someone steals it...we're gonna have some problems.