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    Finally Called Dillon Justin's Avatar
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    I thought that the first thing you were supposed to do upon getting a new home was to christen every room.

    I mean, that's just the way it's done, right?
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    If there's nothing wrong with having to show an ID to buy a gun, there's nothing wrong with having to show an ID to vote.

    For legal reasons, that's a joke.

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    Were they can lights? Can lights have triggers in them that will shut off if the temperature in the housing gets too high. Someone goes in the bathroom, turns the lights on and doesn't turn them off, light housing thermistor trips and lights shut off, you walk in and housing cools enough that the housing lights back up.. ghosts..

    sent from a soup can and some string..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellavite1 View Post
    Joking aside dude...
    If a house was to be haunted in Denver, that would be my own...

    No such thing as ghosts or demons...
    The sooner you realize this the sooner you'll live your life free of superstitions.

    You got your sign fixed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    I thought that the first thing you were supposed to do upon getting a new home was to christen every room.

    I mean, that's just the way it's done, right?
    What I thought, but sometimes we are too busy in this day and age to practice the proper ways....

    But I guess I was too wise, or so I thought, and soI said since I am the first one living in it, that it wasn't needed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bellavite1 View Post
    No such thing as ghosts or demons...
    The sooner you realize this the sooner you'll live your life free of superstitions.
    Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellavite1 View Post
    Joking aside dude...
    No such thing as ghosts or demons...
    The sooner you realize this the sooner you'll live your life free of superstitions.
    Butttt there's just no documented proof as of yet that ghosts or demons are real. There's still hope.

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    I hear there's also a small teapot orbiting the sun between Mercury and Venus. We just don't have the technology to see it, but that doesn't mean it isn't there.
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    For legal reasons, that's a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin View Post
    I hear there's also a small teapot orbiting the sun between Mercury and Venus. We just don't have the technology to see it, but that doesn't mean it isn't there.
    Copper or ceramic?
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    In all seriousness...

    If you feel your house needs to be blessed- you don't need to bring anybody there to bless it.…. You have the authority in the name of Jesus to bless it...

    We have addressed other issues this way... Long story...

    Short version is I believe in a spiritual realm, and it is ALL about authority...

    If this is all about being funny... Then "lol".
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    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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    We've never "had our house blessed", never even heard of that. But the lady we bought the house from had more pictures of Jesus in the house than I've ever seen in my life. No kidding, they were EVERYWHERE! She had more than any church I've ever been in. So I reckon we're safe, never seen any spooks yet.
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