Fair enough.
Maybe cousin Eddie can come stay for a month or two in his RV in your driveway.
You know what they say:
"Why try to keep up with the Jones's? It's much more entertaining to drag them down to your level."
I know what you mean though, we have lived in our place 22+ years and have watched some real winners move in and out.
About 5 years ago I woke up about 4 am to "Show me your f_____ hands." being yelled repeatedly.
PD had been driving by and happened to see two dbags on our driveway, one was actually in my truck. The cop had them proned out in the driveway.