I'm in Parker. If you can check that it is 22 gauge and will take 1/4" long 3/8" narrow crown wire staples, that would be great.
I can probably also bring Bert his favorite frosty beverage and just run up there with the piece as it's small enough. Wish I had some smithing work to bring him.
I'll have to poke around and see if anyone carries the dang SS staples. I betcha Fastenal has them, but I probably need to buy 5000.