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    Witness Protection Reject rondog's Avatar
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    At my age, trying to fart on command can be dangerous.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by rondog View Post
    At my age, trying to fart on command can be dangerous.....
    Ha! The funny part is I kept thinking that's the turn his story was going to take the entire time I was reading it.
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    Gives a sh!t; pretends he doesn't HoneyBadger's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Ha! The funny part is I kept thinking that's the turn his story was going to take the entire time I was reading it.
    I was secretly hoping that would happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyBadger View Post
    I was secretly hoping that would happen.
    I wouldn't have felt the least bit bad for the kid had it gone down like that.
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