Residents ask Illegal Pete's to change name

[ZERO THEORY]

Can I give these people an illegal beating? Part of me can't help but feel like these P.C. warriors just haven't ever had solid straight in the nose before. Every person needs to have their ass kicked at some point(s) in their life. To keep them grounded, you know? It helps men remember that there's always a larger predator out there, always something else higher in the pecking order. Keeps us humble. And women need a lady peer to whip them around every so often too. So they know that there's no such thing as rightful impudence. You aren't entitled to the world and everything that comes with it.

So I propose we organize some sort of monthly ass-kicking effort. To restore order amongst the ranks when shit like this springs up.

[Irving]

Can I give these people an illegal beating? Part of me can't help but feel like these P.C. warriors just haven't ever had solid straight in the nose before. Every person needs to have their ass kicked at some point(s) in their life. To keep them grounded, you know? It helps men remember that there's always a larger predator out there, always something else higher in the pecking order. Keeps us humble. And women need a lady peer to whip them around every so often too. So they know that there's no such thing as rightful impudence. You aren't entitled to the world and everything that comes with it.

So I propose we organize some sort of monthly ass-kicking effort. To restore order amongst the ranks when shit like this springs up.

We've organized a website boxing match on a site in the past. One current member here had the pleasure of boxing at a match. He found out his opponent used to box in the Marines about 2 seconds before the fight started.

[ZERO THEORY]

We've organized a website boxing match on a site in the past. One current member here had the pleasure of boxing at a match. He found out his opponent used to box in the Marines about 2 seconds before the fight started.

And how'd that turn out for him?

[yz9890]

Those people are probably already not eating at Illegal Pete's. He should invite them to go screw themselves and carry on.

[Irving]

And how'd that turn out for him?

He lived, and posts here today.

[hurley842002]

He lived, and posts here today.

Oh just say it already, it was BlasterBob...

[tim-adams]

Read my finger...

[Irving]

Oh just say it already, it was BlasterBob...

Ha! I might have said a boxing match, when really I meant a jello wrestling match.

[Double00]

Just went to Illegal Pete's Facebook. FYI they support Udall

[Dave_L]

We've organized a website boxing match on a site in the past. One current member here had the pleasure of boxing at a match. He found out his opponent used to box in the Marines about 2 seconds before the fight started.

Not to mention the 40 lb weight difference...