The CDC is already starting the push

[Aloha_Shooter]

Three most effective ways of spreading falsehoods:
1. Lies.
2. Damned Lies.
3. Statistics.

This monograph encompasses all three of the above.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

Three most effective ways of spreading falsehoods:
1. Lies.
2. Damned Lies.
3. Statistics.

This monograph encompasses all three of the above.

Which is only true if you don't understand #3.

Incidentally, "trend" is statistical code for "no matter what we attempted, we could not reach significance."