Squirrel pest control and pellet gun

[Jer]

Looks cool, but how do you pull the trigger?

Telepathy. The holster is just so I can rock it under a shirt as I'm out and about the house so neighbors don't get their panties in a bunch. I had a M&P15-22 but quickly realized that that looked WAY more menacing to a non-gun owner than what it was really capable of. This should be easier to conceal until the time it's needed and then can quickly be returned w/o anyone being the wiser.

If you're my neighbor, and maintaining a proper sector of fire, I didn't see nuthin'. Ever. Rabbits, squirrels, neighbors barking ankle-biter, all fair game...

I wish you were my neighbor. 10 years ago when we built the place we had good neighbors that wouldn't have minded either (most called me if something went bump in the night before they called 911 in fact) but unfortunately they've all moved off to either Texas or Idaho and Kalifornia transplants have taken root in their place. Blech. My ops need to be of the covert variety now unfortunately.

Wow, illegal to relocate friggin' squirrels? That's crazy!

Yep. We're against the foothills on the NW edge of Loveland, literally the last neighborhood before Rocky Mtn High, and if I trapped a bunny or two and drove them over the first ridge and let them go I could get in a world of shit if someone saw me do it. Lame.

I just relocated one into my garbage can. A pellet to the head does not kill them. I found that out the hard way.

A single suppressed .22LR to the dome seems to do the job nicely. DRT. So I heard....