A guy I intentionally fell out contact with was at a mutual friend's BBQ a month or so ago. He explained to me that you actually don't need a driver's license and guaranteed that you could drive right into the city without one with no qualms if you knew the deal. He also explained how being in the infantry these days means you're gearing up to execute American citizens, and I finally about-faced when the words 'Jade Helm' came out of his mouth.