Made a liberal shed tears

[Great-Kazoo]

Hmmmm....so, she never answered the prostitute question did she?

She was too busy fantasizing about that Glock Perfection.

[ray1970]

You know, Bert, you could have avoided this whole scenario if you'd just use a good IWB holster.

[buffalobo]

I'd assume prostitute of a woman in her 40's with red and purple hair..

Funny thing is, people like that (not prostitutes, idiots) don't even realize that you would have protected her/their life in a scenario where a loon busted in and the boys in blue were a few minutes away, if someone was even able to notify them. Nice work bet that was a mighty tasty brisket sammy!

+1 for the noob.

[buffalobo]

Good on you Bert, we would expect nothing less.

Am sure appropriate amount of sarcasm was used at just the right time.

[sniper7]

Nicely done!

[hurley842002]

Very nice, I'm not nearly that witty!

[Squeeze]

[crashdown]

#gunsmithslivesmatter

[DavieD55]

There are just too many retards out there. It is time to remove the warning labels.

[roberth]

LOL - Excellent!