Need help naming a new product!

[meatman]

A tv or infomercial would be funny as hell.

Announcer: Now presenting the Beef Stick target stand!
Have your other target stands let you down in the past?
Always spend more time fixing your target from falling off a poorly made wimpy stand then you spend actually shooting at it?
Well those days are over!!!

Announcer: "Now introducing THE BEEF STICK!!! (Heavy trumpet background music).
The Beef Stick is a revolutionary composite of metal, that makes other stands obsolete. Let's hear from some satisfied customers.

Announcer: "Billy Bob what was your experience with The Beef Stick?"

Billy Bob: " I grab my Beef Stick everytime I want to go bang out a few holes in my targets . I never leave it behind"

Announcer: "Awesome Bob how does your Beef Stick hold up to the punishment of constantly being banged?"

Billy Bob: " Well My beef stick is so tough I can push down deep and bang the hell out of it and at the end of the day just rinse it off and take it home. It never bends or breaks and it's so ridged it can really go deep for holding up the Heavest of targets".



I'm going to stop now because I don't want to have to ban myself.

At least a guy who's screen name is "meatman" finds this humorous.

[BushMasterBoy]

Super Handy Industrial Target...or just use the acronym.

[Lucky]

Dead Ringer (Did someone say that already?)
The Stand Up
The Stand Down
Stand Alone
Stands Alone
Hook, (something that rhymes with 'line'), and Plinker
The Pew Stick
Plink Stand
Tough Post
Plate Rack
Plate Hanger
Hangin' There
Target Spear
The Range Post, Stick, Hanger, or Spear
Send It Stand
The Clang Hook
Ding Machine
Ring Girl
Target Assist
Easy Post
Hookin' Post
Hook N' Post
Hitchin' Post
Easy Hooker
Loud Hooker
Efficien' Hook
Love You Gong Time

[UncleDave]

Love You Gong Time


Classic!

[GilpinGuy]

Love You Gong Time


Classic!

Winner! Where is the poll?

[Irving]

Love You Gong Time


Classic!

Winner! Where is the poll?

+1

[rondog]

So, the real question is - when will these things be fer sale? I like my steel plate hanger, but yours is cooler and far easier to deal with. And I wanna hear my plate ring instead of just "whap".

[TEAMRICO]

Happy hooker,

How about The Dead Hooker?

You can keep em in your trunk......just don't leave them in your motel room while traveling out of state.

[Lucky]

How about The Dead Hooker?

You can keep em in your trunk......just don't leave them in your motel room while traveling out of state.

Ha! Tim Roth in Four Rooms when he finds the dead hooker IN the bed. Genius.

[Gman]

Targety McTargetface