Let me translate this for our more progressive members:

Some unfortunate individuals who have been oppressed and less privileged than many in the US were in search of some of the creature comforts that everyone deserves. They were profiled by the jackbooted thugs of the Denver Gestapo and were pursued for persecution. Some right winger, ideologues living in the neighborhood spotted the unfortunates as they sought asylum in a nearby building but were driven out when the redneck took careful aim and fired a full auto burst from their assault rifle into the ground. The underprivileged were forced to flee the neighborhood in a vehicle they had purchased through their hard earned livelihood in the herbal medicinal business while the Denver Gestapo hounded them across the public thoroughfare endangering innocent civilians in our fair city. Finally the brutal Denver uniformed death squad rammed their heavily armed vehicle into the poor miscreants causing them mental anguish. The Stormtroopers then beat the tragic group of youth before tossing them into a paddy wagon for a joy ride to the station where unspeakable things were done to them all in the so called name of justice.

I am sure there will be a kangaroo court where these poor citizens will be unjustly thrown into some despicable and inhumane hole where terrible things will be done to them.

Be safe.