Trump's Silver Lining
Let's check out Trump's presidential qualifications:
• Obama is against Trump
• The Media is against Trump
• The establishment Democrats are against Trump
• The establishment Republicans are against Trump
• The Pope is against Trump
• The UN is against Trump
• The EU is against Trump
• China is against Trump
• Mexico is against Trump
• Geo. Soros
(ESPECIALLY) is against Trump
• Black Lives Matter is against Trump
• MoveOn.Org is against Trump
• Koch Bros. are against Trump
• Hateful, racist, violent Liberals are against Trump

Bonus points:
• Cher says she will leave the country if Trump becomes President
• Mylie Cyrus says she will leave the country if Trump becomes President
• Whoopi says she will leave the country if Trump becomes President
• Rosie says she will leave the country if Trump becomes President
• Al Sharpton says he will leave the country if Trump becomes President
• Gov. Brown says California will build a wall if Trump becomes President