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    I've been called three times for jury duty. Every time you tell them you are an engineer they dismiss you. Neither side wants anybody on the jury thinking logically.
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    I'll have to try that.
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    I got a jury summons from Park County (Colorado) yesterday. They sent it to my address in Idaho. And it's not a fluke. Wife got one from Park Co about a month ago. SMFH...
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    Well up early and getting ready for my tribulatiom. I've been on duty 3 times before I just was surprised that at my age I would still be called. I wasn't trying to get out of it but I'm sure my bladder won't be happy today !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    I got a jury summons from Park County (Colorado) yesterday. They sent it to my address in Idaho. And it's not a fluke. Wife got one from Park Co about a month ago. SMFH...

    The only time I got a notice it was for Jefferson County. I live in Gilpin County and never lived in Jefferson. Weird.

    My wife kept getting them when she wasn't even a US citizen yet. The efficency of government.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    My wife kept getting them when she wasn't even a US citizen yet. The efficency of government.....
    My first wife got one about 3-4 months after she died. I had to contact Douglas County to let them know that she would be unable to attend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    The only time I got a notice it was for Jefferson County. I live in Gilpin County and never lived in Jefferson. Weird.
    Same judicial district.
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    I was first called up last year, at the age of 61. I enjoyed the experience. My employer pays your full salary for the whole thing, up to two weeks. So I got that, plus the 50 bucks. There was a bookshelf in the jury room, and one of the novels there was "Kill All The Lawyers", I was amused.

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