Study: 4-in-5 Oklahoma City students can’t read clocks

[Great-Kazoo]

Tell Time? Hardly if anyone can do math.

That will be $11.47 sir

Here's $15.52 And they freeze for a moment then say, sir it's only $11.47, you gave me to much.

[Irving]

What kind of goober wants four 1's and a Nickleback?

[Great-Kazoo]

What kind of goober wants four 1's and a Nickleback?

The one who has a ten & fivein them, that's who. Throw a few pennies into something that comes out to $0.07 and they go catatonic .

I've told this one before but bears repeating . The bank teller ask me how i'd like my money. Doesn't matter to me as long as they're in federal reserve notes.


Excuse me sir, i'm going to have to get my manager for that. I don't think we carry those.

[brutal]

The one who has a ten & fivein them, that's who. Throw a few pennies into something that comes out to $0.07 and they go catatonic .

I've told this one before but bears repeating . The bank teller ask me how i'd like my money. Doesn't matter to me as long as they're in federal reserve notes.


Excuse me sir, i'm going to have to get my manager for that. I don't think we carry those.

True story when I did field installs in banks.

We put in a new teller system (along with a new provider) that had some timing issues with the remit slip printers. Normally, they would do a transaction, drop the slip, it would detect insertion, and the computer/terminal/app would print. The new terminals were too fast for the old printers, which created a timing issue making the results inconsistent. Consequently, there was an option to enable a keypress to get them to print properly and reliably.

Now, the screen literally displayed, PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE.

You guessed it. "Does it matter which key we press?"

To avoid any confusion, I told her to always press the space bar. Figured they couldn't miss that with their meat paws, and if they double tapped anything, it wouldn't cause a mess. She proudly and sternly told all the other tellers to, "Make sure you press the SPACEBAR only when this comes up." Not a one questioned the requirement.

[GilpinGuy]

Why tell them to press the spacebar when they're supposed to press the ANY key?

[CS1983]

Why tell them to press the spacebar when they're supposed to press the ANY key?

Because it's in the empty spaces we find fulfillment, by the egalitarian openness of potential. Not bound by the constraints of "$", "k", or another key, the space key enables uniqueness and creativity. It is, in this sense, the "any" other key.

(go with it)

[JohnnyEgo]

This thread just keeps getting better.

[Skip]

Because it's in the empty spaces we find fulfillment, by the egalitarian openness of potential. Not bound by the constraints of "$", "k", or another key, the space key enables uniqueness and creativity. It is, in this sense, the "any" other key.

(go with it)
[snip]

How dare you assume I identify with single byte characters!!!

[Great-Kazoo]

How dare you assume I identify with single byte characters!!!

Sounds like the bias key needs some attention.

[CS1983]

How dare you assume I identify with single byte characters!!!

In the interest of compressing the required output, one can only assume that for the greater good of all you simply set your own variables as needed.

$k?