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Put baby powder in the vents and turn the a/c or heater on high with the car off...they turn the car on and poof!Originally Posted by KevDen2005
“Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred. He is willing to risk his life in its defense and is conscious that he gains protection while he gives it.” Andrew Jackson
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'
That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.
One of my coworkers is always stealing and eating my strawberries at work. I kindly put a plate of strawberries out with some shaving cream which was made to look like whipped cream. Needless to say she isn't as bold as she used to be.
We tazed each other all day long, we took apart whomever's gun(s) left in the bathroom and laser engraved penises all over the small parts, we stuck naked chicks' pictures on couple guys' bumpers (Not a good idea, someone almost ran into one of them) and many more stupid craps we do everyday.
hahaha, we had $100k in fake bills, sealed in Evident Bag and tossed it in certain GVPD's patrol car.
Not to co-workers, but the passing druggie to the pot shops. I have left ziplocked bags of quick lime on the rim of our dumpster. Watch them take the bag and try a little. Funny shit watching them get it out of their nose.
What seems forever ago....the boss had a '79 bronco that he blew the engine up in...the way he drives nobody was surprised.
One of the guys got a new engine in it, got everything right, and boss was gonna drive it home that night. At the end of the day, I hid out behind a car next to his, with two big wrenches in my hands...and waited. As soon as he got in the bronco, I got behind the right front wheel, and started banging the radius rod with the wrenches. Was kind of a bitch cause he was changing the throttle, but I sped up and slowed down when he did. He shut it off...getting out with a Huge WTF is going on with this new engine?
Everyone was watching, thankfully he ended up laughing about it all.......it was pretty funny, AND I still had a job when it was over....lol.
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annoy a trons are great - if you're not receiving 100's a calls a day on the helpdesk about a BEEPING computer or clicking sounds.
Got a few of those trons sitting on my desk as evidence. I find them, they are mine for having to deal with the annoying calls.
Lots of misc. office type pranks, mostly pretty boring. We get written up and sent home for things like that where I'm at.
Dang it....that's The Man ruining your American freedom for practical jokieness.
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I've had a guy quit after I sent him to the basement to get me something and then I went to lunch.
All of our buildings are slab foundation
Wired the brake pedal to the horn.
Wired a flasher can to the distributor coil and put two leads in the drivers seat a$$ area. Kinda felt bad for that one, it left burn marks on his a$$.
Annoy-atron. The beeps don't bother me, but they drove my co-workers bonkers.
Take a screen shot of their desktop, make it the background, turn icons off and hide the start bar. Watch them click on the icons, that are just part of the picture, and get annoyed.
Super glue their mouse to the mouse pad (cheap mice at work).
Rigged the bathroom stall door with electrical contacts that fired a solenoid and pierced a can of air freshener. More than a few times, guys came out of the bathroom and stunk of air freshener for the rest of the day.
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