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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    I had a gal ask me once why I carried a knife. I asked her why she had a vagina. She replied rather shocked with "Well it's a part of me"
    I replied "Well there's your answer"

    I bet she thinks twice before she asks stupid questions now.....
    Oh Bert, regularly upsetting the feminists in situations like this.

    Actually when I was 19 I was stationed in a rather liberal part of the country and ended dating several liberal girls. On one occasion I went to the dorm to hang out with her and some of her friends. They had to get into a box or something and couldn't figure it out and I produced my handy SpiderCo folder, proudly displaying some western US - Colorado - Alpha male-ness. They all were in shock that I would have such a menacing 3 inch blade with serrated edge just waiting to do such jobs as open up the crap they couldn't get into. All I said, fairly condescendingly was, "It's merely a tool." That literally changed their demeanor and they were all calm and appeared to understand.

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    Sounds like the girls "got it" from your succinct response. It's still amazing how few people refuse to understand the "it's just a tool" aspect of things we carry with us every day and how anything, even a pencil, could be used by the wrong person for bad purposes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    "It's merely a tool."
    That's what she said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    That's what she said.
    Well played, Sir

    I did not see that coming...and I realize she also said that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KevDen2005 View Post
    Well played, Sir

    I did not see that coming...and I realize she also said that.
    No Kevin- what she really said is "You are just a tool............"
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    Quote Originally Posted by earplug View Post
    do I need a bigger knife or a larger capacity firearm?
    Yes!

    Don't get your fingers and toes in the way either. It can get ugly in a carboloading feeding frenzy.
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    Got my folding filleting knife for the rest of the meals.
    I like sex, drugs and automatic weapons. That's why i'm a dues paying member of the Libertarian party. Struggling to keep the government away from messing with the above.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    No Kevin- what she really said is "You are just a tool............"
    Well maybe but she was DTF

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