Shooting in Thornton at Walmart?

[bellavite1]

Ok, I am definetely an asshole:
Without taking anything away from the dramatic situation, and no disrespect for the potential victims, this is the first image that came to my mind:
A stampede of obese Wal-Mart shoppers on mobility Wal-Mart scooters, fleeing the scene in slow motion...
Then we heard a report of a guy hiding in a Rubbermaid box ( a very tiny guy, I suppose).
That's when we just about lost it...

[TheGrey]

Ok, I am definetely an asshole:
Without taking anything away from the dramatic situation, and no disrespect for the potential victims, this is the first image that came to my mind:
A stampede of obese Wal-Mart shoppers on mobility Wal-Mart scooters, fleeing the scene in slow motion...
Then we heard a report of a guy hiding in a Rubbermaid box ( a very tiny guy, I suppose).
That's when we just about lost it...

I have no words. Your caveat is not sufficient.
I get the need for a sense of humor in the face of tragedy...but I find nothing funny here.

[kidicarus13]

Ok, I am definetely an asshole:
Without taking anything away from the dramatic situation, and no disrespect for the potential victims, this is the first image that came to my mind:
A stampede of obese Wal-Mart shoppers on mobility Wal-Mart scooters, fleeing the scene in slow motion...
Then we heard a report of a guy hiding in a Rubbermaid box ( a very tiny guy, I suppose).
That's when we just about lost it...

Read your post, found corresponding photo this morning...

[Gunner]

Read your post, found corresponding photo this morning...

[bellavite1]

Read your post, found corresponding photo this morning...