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[Ronin13]

So can someone answer me this: how are all these people going to die from the tax bill when they're already dead from the repeal of net neutrality? I'd just like to know what's gonna kill me first.

[cstone]

So can someone answer me this: how are all these people going to die from the tax bill when they're already dead from the repeal of net neutrality? I'd just like to know what's gonna kill me first.

Opioid addictions have passed breast cancer as a cause of death, so you can think about that as what will kill you first.

[Ronin13]

Opioid addictions have passed breast cancer as a cause of death, so you can think about that as what will kill you first.

If my Obamacare goes away, how can I afford painkillers without insurance, though?

[Martinjmpr]

If my Obamacare goes away, how can I afford painkillers without insurance, though?

President Trump will send you a wooden stick to bite on.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

So can someone answer me this: how are all these people going to die from the tax bill when they're already dead from the repeal of net neutrality? I'd just like to know what's gonna kill me first.

I thought pulling out of the Paris Accord “literally” killed all of us even before Net Neutrality. Man, most lethal administration ever!