THE "WTF were they thinking" thread!

[Irving]

I stapled my thumb with a pneumatic stapler tonight.

[brutal]

I stapled my thumb with a pneumatic stapler tonight.

Lucky you. I had a friend staple his eyeball.

[CS1983]

Lucky you. I had a friend staple his eyeball.

"Is this thing loade... *pop* ARGGHHHGHGH"

[brutal]

"Is this thing loade... *pop* ARGGHHHGHGH"

In his defense, it was a ricochet. Kinda like a cross between that guy that blew his hat off with the .50BMG round and the guy that blew his leg off with the tannerite/lawn mower blade.

[buffalobo]

I stapled my thumb with a pneumatic stapler tonight.

Your thumb will not help material stay in place any better than without it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I stapled my thumb with a pneumatic stapler tonight.

I did that once a few years back. One of them hammer swing style staplers.....putting up insulation in the Buie barn.

It's a special variation of Suck that is advisably discouraged speaking for myself. I think the hammering effect adds to the actual flesh stapling experience if you're motivated enough to give it a go.

[Irving]

Lucky you. I had a friend staple his eyeball.

I was thinking about this tonight and remembered that I actually have a one up story for this. I know a guy who was putting his keyboard away after a gig one night, and the bungie cord let go, swung around the keyboard, hooked him in the eye and actually tore his eyeball out of the socket. He has had a glass eye ever since I've known him.

I did that once a few years back. One of them hammer swing style staplers.....putting up insulation in the Buie barn.

It's a special variation of Suck that is advisably discouraged speaking for myself. I think the hammering effect adds to the actual flesh stapling experience if you're motivated enough to give it a go.

Yeah buddy, only a minor flesh wound, but it still sucks.

[brutal]

I was thinking about this tonight and remembered that I actually have a one up story for this. I know a guy who was putting his keyboard away after a gig one night, and the bungie cord let go, swung around the keyboard, hooked him in the eye and actually tore his eyeball out of the socket. He has had a glass eye ever since I've known him.



Yeah buddy, only a minor flesh wound, but it still sucks.

Mmmm, glass eye story.

I don't recall what precipitated the event besides the usual drinking, lying, and card playing shenanigans, but when I was a wee lad, my father got into a very drunken brawl with a dear friend of his in deer camp one year that had a glass eye. Knocked it out when they "went outside" to settle things like real men do, and then they all spent the next hour or so crawling around on hands on knees looking for Skippy's glass eye. Thankfully, it was early season and there was no snow to speak of outside the cabin.