Ok, worst Christmas present this year...

[Jer]

Right decent of ya Jer! Don't know what to do with it yet, but I damn sure don't need or want some friggin' contraption to turn shit on and off for me.

I'm nothing if not a team player.

I've got a smart home controller do we've got some of these strategically throughout the house. They get used quite frequently for turning lights on & off mostly with the occasional weather check.

[Gman]

Right decent of ya Jer! Don't know what to do with it yet, but I damn sure don't need or want some friggin' contraption to turn shit on and off for me.

Already have a Clapper, do you?

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[blacklabel]

The wife and I exchange wish lists on Amazon. She literally just bought me all of it.

[Gman]

A friend gave his stepson a beginners anal fantasy kit because he would not tell him what he wanted for christmas.

The best part was his aunt is a nurse and took every item out and explained what it was for

OMG! That's funny right there.

Any bets as to whether or not his stepson has a list next year?

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[MrPrena]

My sister's dog dropped dead a few minutes after they arrived.

The worst so far.

[colorider]

My 6month old puppy decided to eat a nylabone on Friday night. He ingested it and it clogged him up. Enough that we took him to the vet on Saturday, they did x-rays, saw his stomach was full, waited 4 hours, x-ray again, still full. Administered peroxide to make him vomit, and he threw up 4 equally sized pieces of it that had been jamming up the works. $400 later he's back to normal. So not exactly the worst present, we got to keep a healthy puppy, but at the cost of $400 he sure has expensive taste!
Picture of the same kind of bone he ate:
https://www.nylabone.com/-/media/Ima...w/NX933P_1.png

Best lesson learned...... ALWAYS have peroxide on hand when you have a puppy or even a grown dog. It will save you a ton of $$$$$$$$ and vet visits. I learned this lesson the same way you did.

[DenverGP]

Had to use peroxide on my old pup Mugsy when he found and ate a pill our other dog had gotten tricky and spit out. Saw it just a second too late to grab it. Peroxide got it out before it had dissolved in his stomach.

Do note: peroxide looses it's effectiveness over time... if you've got an old bottle, throw it out and pick up a new one.

[brutal]

Right decent of ya Jer! Don't know what to do with it yet, but I damn sure don't need or want some friggin' contraption to turn shit on and off for me.

If Jer hadn't offered to take it off your hands, I'd have given ya something for it. :-D

[brutal]

Not a gripe thread, but what was your worst Christmas present seen or given?

I got a android tablet, will never ever use it...

Make/Model?

[brutal]

Didn't need or want anything in particular.

Under duress, I asked for some new t-shirts. That's all. Some 9-line, maybe a few "Awesome T's" I had tagged.

Got one cool grandpa shirt in the wrong size (too small) and a couple crooked ass home-made awesome T knock-offs.

OTOH, I did get a Samsung Gear S3, so that was pretty cool of everyone that pitched in for it.

Best gift ever was most of the immediate family together this year, spending time with both my boys and the two grandsons.