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    Man, you guys are making this tough.

    Lots of good stories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    I would Tell you how we met, but Bert said he wanted to keep it in the closet...... Ooopps.
























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    So I was on Backpage looking at the escort ads, picked up the phone and... oh wait.

    Met the Mrs's at Rocky Horror Picture Show. I was part of the cast, though not saying what part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChadAmberg View Post
    So I was on Backpage looking at the escort ads, picked up the phone and... oh wait.

    Met the Mrs's at Rocky Horror Picture Show. I was part of the cast, though not saying what part.
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    I met her on her second date with my best friend. I was immediately attracted, and although she had fun with Paul, she was intrigued by the "bad boy". A month or so later an old flame of his shows shows up. He's not sure whether to keep dating this girl or the new one. My sage advice was to immediately dump the first girl, in a nice way of course, and pursue the new one. They break up, she shows up at my house ( did I mention we were pretty good friends by this point) crying, and I offer my heart-felt commiserations.

    Four month later we were engaged. That best friend performed part of the wedding ceremony. The new girl eventually married another of his friends. He's thought about offering this as a service.
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    I will be re reading the posts in the morning and will announce the winner. I will be happy to drop the stock and buffer tube in the mail if meeting up with the winner is inconvenient for either of us.

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    The wife and I had been dating for about 6 months when I had an accident on a bicycle while on duty. I went over the handlebars and put my hands out to catch myself and ended up fracturing both elbows. I was in dual casts and unable to feed, dress, wash, or...other things myself. She moved in to help me out for a few weeks. I knew then that if she was willing to wipe my backside, she was the one!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGuy67 View Post
    The wife and I had been dating for about 6 months when I had an accident on a bicycle while on duty. I went over the handlebars and put my hands out to catch myself and ended up fracturing both elbows. I was in dual casts and unable to feed, dress, wash, or...other things myself. She moved in to help me out for a few weeks. I knew then that if she was willing to wipe my backside, she was the one!
    This is one of the most impressive things I hear of wives doing, and yours did it before she was your wife. Wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    This is one of the most impressive things I hear of wives doing, and yours did it before she was your wife. Wow.
    When I had my stroke, I don't think my wife planned to check me out of rehab until I was able to do that. She was not planning on being one of those impressive wives you speak of.

    I have to admit, once I got over the horror of the situation, I did rather enjoy having someone take care of those mundane tasks for me.

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