Vehicle strikes White House barrier, driver apprehended

[CS1983]

Vehicle strikes White House barrier, driver apprehended


Maybe they should raise the age people can get a drivers license, implement a universal background check and a waiting period to purchase a vehicle, and outlaw high capacity vehicles like mini vans.

...From my cold, dead garage...

[Irving]

...From my cold, dead garage...

That's how I feel and act online; but as soon as the government wanted me to pay $2,500 I'd fold like a lawn chair and get another vehicle.

[CS1983]

Despite by Molon Highway t-shirts, I wasn't really going to die over a mini-van. I planned on keeping it, but once I realized that I could never take the mini-van out of the garage and it would be parked in there FOR LIFE at risk of my arrest, I drove it to the buy-back at the dealership so I could at least get my money back. Who wants to keep a mini-van they can't drive that could get them in the pokey.

Online, I'll claim I "lost it" in a "bridge accident".

Just bury it out in the NF, in a conex filled with desiccant, for the days when all shall rise up and need extra room while traveling with kids. And hope some alien-believing, metal detector having weirdo in Pueblo doesn't find it while trying to find gold.

[Gman]

Online, I'll claim I "lost it" in a "bridge accident".

I lost mine in a ferry accident.

ETA: I'm enjoying how you guys are running with this, as I had hoped. I left out the fully automatic transmission hoping to see that played on, and it was. Never anticipated the Russian angle and the idea of needing "collusion insurance" was very well played.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

I lost mine in a ferry accident.

ETA: I'm enjoying how you guys are running with this, as I had hoped. I left out the fully automatic transmission hoping to see that played on, and it was. Never anticipated the Russian angle and the idea of needing "collusion insurance" was very well played.

Played on?!?






I am serious.