New chemical attack in Syria, I am confused...

[Duman]

Signs and symptoms of nerve agent exposure are:
Salivation - Drool
Lacrimation - Tears
Urination - Pee
Defication - Poo
GI Pain - Tummy hurts
Emesis - Puke
Miosis - Pinpoint Pupils

Sounds a great deal like exposure to a hot babe that won't give you the time of day. Except for the pee, puke, and poo....

[izzy]

Signs and symptoms of nerve agent exposure are:
Salivation - Drool
Lacrimation - Tears
Urination - Pee
Defication - Poo
GI Pain - Tummy hurts
Emesis - Puke
Miosis - Pinpoint Pupils

Sounds a great deal like exposure to a hot babe that won't give you the time of day. Except for the pee, puke, and poo....

Sounds like a hangover.