It's no wonder she wants guns banned. All the humans in her immediate vicinity are dysfunctional. Her husband doesn't even want to be around her four days a week (I couldn't do that).

If your high school (senior) child has to be reminded to set an alarm you have failed at parenting and your child is going to fail at life. Before someone here wags a finger at me, there are humans at that age who were sent to war not too long ago.

Yup, better ban guns. And all the things.