The post whore thread.

[SideShow Bob]

Who lives on Drury Lane?

[Irving]

Speaking of streets names, Debi Rd seems to be very...panhandly to me.

[Great-Kazoo]

Speaking of streets names, Debi Rd seems to be very...panhandly to me.

Well Debi rode enough to get a street named after her. Guess she wanted to outdo Ride, Sally, Ride.

[Irving]

Apparently, when someone ran out of names and tried to make Lazy Suzzane Pl, the city board finessed the suggestion and came up with Suzzanne Lake Rd. I want to buy some property out here. This is perfect for AirBnB.

[Irving]

I've got damage pictures from today, but the hotel WiFi is down so I can't post them now. As long as you guys aren't bored, I'll continue to pick something interesting each day for you.

[SideShow Bob]

Where are all the gator pics ?

[Irving]

I've been asking around, and people are like, "You could go to the zoo?" I can't be professional and say, "I don't mean behind a fucking gate!" at the same time. One guy told me about a nature preserve, but made it clear that because of dumb tourists, if I get caught off the path I'll go to jail.

What's killing me right now is all the damn bug bites. I need to get some Off! and start wearing my longer socks. I could hardly sleep last night, and it's starting again now. Weird how the bites only bug me at night.

[ChickNorris]

Yep. I see the little bastard.

Thanks Irving

[OtterbatHellcat]

Speaking of streets names...

Have you ever heard of taking a first name from your first pet, and using the name of the first street you grew up on to formulate your *porn star* name?

Mine would be Fred Tejon.

[ChickNorris]

lmao