Asia edition... That's fuckin' hilarious!
Stella - my best girl ever.
11/04/1994 - 12/23/2010
Don't wanna get shot by the police?
"Stop Resisting Arrest!"
If it fits, it shits.
"There are no finger prints under water."
I had cats take dumps in a fertilizer hopper full of fertilizer before because they thought it was liter.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Id like to offer a little context....
I had a small child sh*t in a room humidifier reservoir because he thought it was a training potty. What we still can't figure out is how he did so over a 2" hole, in the dark of night & not leave any evidence. We only sorted it a few days later, after we returned home & the humidifier had been running for many hours. Took days to rid the house of the stench.
THAT however does not compare to the Poo Van Gogh exhibit (the same unnamed 3yo little boy) debuted in the guest bath during a Christmas dinner party. It took some coaxing to get him to unlock the door because he didn't want to be scolded for running the hot water unattended as he was attempting to clean up before discovery. He finally unlocked the door, opened it & holy sh*tnado batman! It was so absurd, so thorough & so ill timed the only thing I could do was start laughing.
He said: something stinks.
I smiled & said: sure does. Want to take a bath?
He said: yes. Am I in trouble?
I said: nope. Its happens sometimes
He said: thanks. I love you.
I said: I love you too.
The party went on & only a few were the wiser. Thankfully we had more than one bath & everyone was directed to used the master. Good memories.
Those are the cute stories...
All that said, puke snot diarrhea blood guts & even rot doesn't bother me as I generally have an iron constitution but seeing cat poo in the rice cooker actually made me queasy.
Thanks.
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My airstream has been stolen by dopers
Build the cake now!
Sorry guys. Working on it.
Coors still seems a little dark, frankly
All I want for Christmas is a NF ATACR 1-8x24. I showed it to my wife and she brought up the pet octopus and emeralds meme.
This is scarily accurate
I can also lead them to their bedroom for nap time by leaving a trail of Reese's Pieces.
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It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton
And for drinks will you bring "pop" instead of "coke" or "soda", you yankee heretic?
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It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton
Seriously, YouTube tutorials, get. to. the. point.
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It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton
The Awakening Councils. Hearts and Minds.
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It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. - The Cleveland Press, March 1, 1921, GK Chesterton