I used to be super picky about keeping my vehicles clean and well maintained. Not sure what?s happened over the last ten years or so but now as long as they start and run and have decent tires I pretty much don?t care about anything else.

I?ve had a belt for my wife?s vehicle sitting on my toolbox for probably six or eight months and still haven?t gotten around to changing it.

My truck needs shocks and struts (why they put struts on a full size truck I?ll never know) but the whole strut thing has really sapped my motivation. Besides the fact that shocks and struts will likely set me back $500 I haven?t been terribly motivated to do the work.

Oh, and I don?t think any of my vehicles have seen a car wash in probably three months.

F**k me for being cheap and lazy I guess.