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    Somewhere in my vast inventory of random photos, I have a picture of three air horns mounted on a tractor trailer right next to the fuel tank, facing the next lane.


    Back in my youth when I worked at Radio Shack, this guy came in looking at bull horns. He was like, "This is my car horn!," and right in the store proceeded to demonstrate to me by grabbing one and saying a bunch of lines into it like he was in traffic.
    "Hey you cut me off asshole!"
    "Stay in your own lane fucker!"
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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Somewhere in my vast inventory of random photos, I have a picture of three air horns mounted on a tractor trailer right next to the fuel tank, facing the next lane.


    Back in my youth when I worked at Radio Shack, this guy came in looking at bull horns. He was like, "This is my car horn!," and right in the store proceeded to demonstrate to me by grabbing one and saying a bunch of lines into it like he was in traffic.
    "Hey you cut me off asshole!"
    "Stay in your own lane fucker!"
    Etc.
    That's why I don't post dashcam videos. The audio would be nothing but profanities directed at other drivers with a little country music now and then when I wasn't talking over the radio.

    I hate the way many people "drive". It's like they can't see, or anticipate problems, past the front bumper of their car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    That's why I don't post dashcam videos. The audio would be nothing but profanities directed at other drivers with a little country music now and then when I wasn't talking over the radio.

    I hate the way many people "drive". It's like they can't see, or anticipate problems, past the front bumper of their car.
    That sounds all too familiar. I 'talk' to the vehicles and it's usually saltier than my human interactions.

    If you pay attention, the vehicles will often reveal the 'body language' of the nut behind the wheel. When my wife is with me, I'll say "This jackwagon is about to come over into our lane."...and then they do it. "That jackass isn't paying attention. They're probably jacking around with their phone." You can tell by the random over-corrective movements instead of maintaining a smooth course. You drive by and glance over...and they're playing with their phone. I wish it wasn't this way, but it is. Like circuit breakers and safety pamphlets on hair dryers.
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