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Uh, this entire thread has me befuddled. It's like The Onion infiltrated our site. What gives?

Website Moderator Doesn't Understand Why People Keep Posting Things About Their Lives

Colorado - A local website moderator has grown concerned that members continue to post mundane stories about their lives instead of conspiracy theories and pictures of scantily clad women. "What kind of boring people are these?" he was heard asking in moderator's meeting Monday.

The newer posts leave the moderator with a lot more time for other hobbies but longing for the days of arguing over abortion and religion. He anxiously awaits the next marijuana post and wants to drop hints but is afraid. "I can't tell them to get too edgy or it will look contrived when I come down on them. A ban would really shake things up but no one even call someone a 'retard' or 'dickface.'"

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[ChickNorris]

Website Moderator Doesn't Understand Why People Keep Posting Things About Their Lives

Can you hear me laughing from there?!