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    Default Figuring Out Your Side of the Fence

    If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

    If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
    If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

    If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
    If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

    If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

    If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

    If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

    If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
    A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

    If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his
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    I may be wrong but I'm getting so I don't like either one of them ! All of them are so far out of touch with reality it's scary. They have no idea what the average citizen in this country is going through day by day. They vote for their own raises,have the best health care,solid retirement etc. I love my country but I hate politics.
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    Is there really a difference between donkeys and elephants anymore?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
    Is there really a difference between donkeys and elephants anymore?...
    At the top no, but at the grass roots level there's still significant difference between D's and R's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    At the top no, but at the grass roots level there's still significant difference between D's and R's
    I agree. Got to get the McCains and Grahams out of the picture to start, but the Tea Party has helped get some of our core principals back on the map.
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post
    Is there really a difference between donkeys and elephants anymore?...
    Yes
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    Tell me about it then, cause I see people in BOTH parties who:

    - Believe/don't believe in God
    - Want/don't want gun rights
    - Vote for/against abortion/gay/etc rights
    - et al, ad nauseam.


    I mean, I guess the bottom line is just cause you go to Taco Bell, it doesn't make you a Taco....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post

    I mean, I guess the bottom line is just cause you go to Taco Bell, it doesn't make you a Taco....
    Or does it...?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBear View Post

    I mean, I guess the bottom line is just cause you go to Taco Bell, it doesn't make you a Taco....
    Seriously? Whew! I thought for sure I was a Nacho Bellgrande - you don't know how relieved I am now.

    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    I think the OP would be more correct if "Republican" was replaced by "Conservative", and "Democrat" was replaced by "Liberal/progressive"

    I'm with others, I wish it were as easy as picking a party- we need a way to abolish the 2-party system, it's not working anymore...
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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