Fuckin' FedEx strikes again. "Item Delivered. Left at front door."
Well, it probably was. It just wasn't my front door. Now I have to fiddle-fuck around with their useless customer service just so they can ask for a tracking number and tell me it was delivered to the front door.
God.... I hate FedEx.
Oh, maybe Santa came early & I should go check my porch for BG's FedEx box.