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    Awesome dog toy.

    Items required:
    1-medium to large size dog
    1-Gold Peak Tea beverage container

    Instructions:
    First, open and consume tea product
    Then, drain remnants and remove label from bottle, and the cock ring from beneath lid
    Then, install 3 or 4 driveway size rocks
    Then, install 1 fishing pole jingle bell
    Then, install oversize colored drinking straws cut into pieces

    CAUTION: THIS DOG TOY SHOULD NEVER BE UNATTENDED WHILE YOUR DOG IS PLAYING WITH IT

    However, our dog has had more fun with this damn set up than most of the toys we've purchased for her....except perhaps her Kong purple Squiddy. Which I highly recommend btw.
    Oh, and get the tea in a six pack so you have five more back ups. The bottles they use are uniquely accepting of powerful dog mandibles for several hours.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat View Post
    Awesome dog toy.

    Items required:
    1-medium to large size dog
    1-Gold Peak Tea beverage container

    Instructions:
    First, open and consume tea product
    Then, drain remnants and remove label from bottle, and the cock ring from beneath lid
    Then, install 3 or 4 driveway size rocks
    Then, install 1 fishing pole jingle bell
    Then, install oversize colored drinking straws cut into pieces

    CAUTION: THIS DOG TOY SHOULD NEVER BE UNATTENDED WHILE YOUR DOG IS PLAYING WITH IT

    However, our dog has had more fun with this damn set up than most of the toys we've purchased for her....except perhaps her Kong purple Squiddy. Which I highly recommend btw.
    Oh, and get the tea in a six pack so you have five more back ups. The bottles they use are uniquely accepting of powerful dog mandibles for several hours.
    I think that depends on the dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    I think that depends on the dog.
    LOL My son has a Boston Terrier whose only goal in life is to destroy every toy he gets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    LOL My son has a Boston Terrier whose only goal in life is to destroy every toy he gets.
    Our girl has destroyed more damn toys than I care to admit to spending money on, but we spoil her because we love her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat View Post
    Awesome dog toy.

    Items required:
    1-medium to large size dog
    1-Gold Peak Tea beverage container

    Instructions:
    First, open and consume tea product
    Then, drain remnants and remove label from bottle, and the cock ring from beneath lid
    Then, install 3 or 4 driveway size rocks
    Then, install 1 fishing pole jingle bell
    Then, install oversize colored drinking straws cut into pieces

    CAUTION: THIS DOG TOY SHOULD NEVER BE UNATTENDED WHILE YOUR DOG IS PLAYING WITH IT

    However, our dog has had more fun with this damn set up than most of the toys we've purchased for her....except perhaps her Kong purple Squiddy. Which I highly recommend btw.
    Oh, and get the tea in a six pack so you have five more back ups. The bottles they use are uniquely accepting of powerful dog mandibles for several hours.
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    I can try the pic thing, but it is a pain in the ass.


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