Yea, well Chuck Norris simply needs a twig.
Yea, well Chuck Norris simply needs a twig.
"...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)
“I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)
If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you
I wish I had an extra $3,000 to buy enough 50 bmg just to practice to shoot an antelope at almost 3/4 of a mile...and a lot of guys hunt with 30-06 because they don't want to buy the "expensive" ammo like 300 win mag. I would say a 50 bmg is a little too heavy to walk around and hunt with but I guess you don't have to do much walking if you're shooting out to 1300 yards!
REAL men don't need tools. They walk up to the elk and simply command it to die.
To kill, I mean. When you command the elk to skin and clean itself, it often fails to comply, as everyone knows that dead elk are recalcitrant and typically poor sports about the whole thing. So you really do need tools for that part.
Oh, I can beat the "grouse with a rock" story. One bitterly cold day on TA34 at Ft Carson when they wouldn't let us walk 200m to the chow hall and instead delivered sack lunches (that sat out for several hours), a friend of mine killed a p-dog with a frozen solid orange.![]()