Beating the Odds

[opie011]

[glock21]

hahaha im mexican and that right there is funny

[Mtn.man]

I better tell my buddy, him and his wife can't figure out where they are coming from.

[jake]

British version of beating the odds:

An Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers of bouncing baby boys.

"There's just one problem," she says. "Because they were all born at the same time, we got the tags mixed up and we don't know which baby belongs to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?" The men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies.

Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby. "Yes, this is definitely my baby," he says confidently. "Um, excuse me," says the West Indian, "but I think it's fairly obvious that this is my son."

The Englishman pulls him aside and says, "I see where you're coming from, mate, but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the risk."

[Ah Pook]

What is the neighbor, the next trailer over, shooting at?

[opie011]

What is the neighbor, the next trailer over, shooting at?

Dinner probably!

[SAnd]

What is the neighbor, the next trailer over, shooting at?

You don't recognize her? She's most likely has a liberal pie thrower in her sights. That's Ann Coulter.

http://www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/...?image=gun.jpg

Have fun.

[Irving]

dHoly shit that's funny. Anyone seen the episode of The Boondocks with Ann Coulter?

[Ryan_Th3_K1d]

HAHAHA...I wish one of my nine siblings would just talk spanish, make at least one of um less annoying

[Byte Stryke]

You Know, for an extremist, she isnt half bad looking.

But I Still wouldn't want to catch her version of Crazy, not worth the risk.