Gabby Petito

[Duman]

The furry one is kinda cute. Her mom has a sweet tattoo.

Cute in a Chewbacca kinda way?

[Great-Kazoo]

So the boyfriend that was a potential POI disappears . Check

The GF, a whiny, high maintenance, vaginal discharge, has not been seen, since who knows when. Check.



The tinfoil hat on me says. She's been hiding out, after he dropped her off, in some by the hour cash motel.

Suddenly the positive spin she hoped the media would put on her, hasn't materialized. Check.


She knocks on the BF's window, he goes out to see wtf she's doing around his place. She lures him to the woods, where she does him in. Then makes it look like he tried killing her.

The note the feds find, looks like he killed himself over the guilt he had, for running the biggest hoax.

Since the longmont? dad called the cops saying his kid's in the homemade ufo, that got loose.


Dr. Phil and tmz have checks ready to be signed, for the EXCLUSIVE, TELL ALL INTERVIEW.


After it's all over, she's still a vaginal discharge. Looking for Mr. Goodbar.

[Duman]

Kazoo...good summary. Another main stream media time suck....maybe they're hanging out with Casey Anthony.

[Great-Kazoo]

Kazoo...good summary. Another main stream media time suck....maybe they're hanging out with Casey Anthony.

Think of the Children .

[OtterbatHellcat]

I almost wonder if there is a line on the outcome, and not completely sure where I'd put my money.

I still think the kid is responsible for killing the princess, and I still think he bailed to mexico. Lesbian hippy factor and social media whore factor...hmmmm.

[eddiememphis]

Google is so good, it can show when I've gone to the bathroom. TMI ...?

If you were a cute 22 year old girl, you could clean up on Only Fans.

Literally and figuratively.

[BushMasterBoy]

Cuba is closer. Small boat could do it.

[eddiememphis]

The problem with these scenarios is that you guys are thinking like middle-aged men, not a 20 something cute girl.

She is physically incapable of being more than a yard away from her phone for any length of time greater than a heartbeat. Every thought and action must me recorded and relayed to the masses.

There is no way she would or could lay low all this time.

[Irving]

Man, you guys must have all known her personally it sounds like.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I don't think one needs to know her personally to understand that being a social media whore could be compared to crack addiction. The story is sad and folks have opinions about it.