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    With chicken gravy, it tastes just like chicken. Might be good when on a date with a vegatron. MSG used to trigger migraines, I cut way back on Asian takeout. Nutritional medicine wise, it probably is very good for you. The chicky filet around here always has a line of cars waiting. Fthat.
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    Flash fried, with the right combination of spices, fried cauliflower isn't bad... but chicken will always be better. Just like a marinated portabello cap flame broiled and put on a bun isn't bad... but I'd rather have a burger. Good to have options I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leightoncash View Post
    Carrot cake is good, especially with cream cheese icing. I've had mashed cauliflower instead of mashed potatoes, and it was good. I'd try a bite of a cauliflower burger, but no way I'd order it over chicken. that's crazy talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyEgo View Post
    I can only assume you are a paid shill for Big Carrot
    I can?t be the only one wondering what sort of traumatic life event you experienced that involved carrot cake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    I can?t be the only one wondering what sort of traumatic life event you experienced that involved carrot cake.
    Ravished by Frosty? despise carrots in general?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheNash View Post
    Ravished by Frosty? despise carrots in general?
    Yeah,....that would do it!

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    Hey, Chick-fil-A. I have a better idea. Put a deep fried cauliflower patty (puck? Disk? Whatever) on top of the chicken in your chicken sandwich. Veggies are a compliment to meat. Not a substitute.

    Smash burger puts a deep fried, cheese stuffed portobello on top of one of their burgers and it's awesome.

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    My trauma with carrot cake stems from childhood. My own beloved mother made a beautiful cake that looked so tasty. But then I bit into it and discovered it was full of carrots. This sort of parental deception does lasting damage to a young child; it's like telling your kids you are taking them to Disney when you're really taking them to the dentist. The lie should leave a bad taste in your mouth, just like the carrots.

    Now I make an awesome apple spice cake, and a ginger cake that will cause atheists and heathens to praise Jesus. But no carrot cake for me, because I have integrity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyEgo View Post
    My trauma with carrot cake stems from childhood. My own beloved mother made a beautiful cake that looked so tasty. But then I bit into it and discovered it was full of carrots. This sort of parental deception does lasting damage to a young child; it's like telling your kids you are taking them to Disney when you're really taking them to the dentist. The lie should leave a bad taste in your mouth, just like the carrots.

    Now I make an awesome apple spice cake, and a ginger cake that will cause atheists and heathens to praise Jesus. But no carrot cake for me, because I have integrity.
    Wait, it was full of actual carrots? Not those little shaved specks of carrots? I love carrots, and carrot cake - but that sounds like a horrible mistake.

    Like the time I tried to thicken venison stew with flour - but grabbed the container of powdered sugar by mistake. Or the time I learned the hard way that those store-bought dough pie shells have to be baked first. Those two STILL give me the willies.....
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    This cauliflower sandwich is currently available at the Chick-fil-A at Aspen Grove.

    PS - I didn't try it. Spicy chicken sounded so much better.
    Last edited by hollohas; 02-14-2023 at 15:09.

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