At the risk of making it sound like desecrating warm memorials is a national pastime, a few weeks ago a woman was in court for urinating on a different war memorial after giving some guy a blowjob. A bunch of WW2 veterans stood outside the court as a sort of guard of dishonor during the trial and sentencing, and as the woman was leaving her boyfriend did the finger under the nose Hitler salute at them.

On the one hand, I like the gun laws in the UK because the British are such dicks that they would just start shooting each other. On the other hand, perhaps they should be relaxed because the British are such dicks that they might start shooting each other.