Well if you listened, then I wasn't ribbing you, silly.

I do seriously wonder about the legitimacy of just jumping off and chuting down. Can't you get a chute in a pretty small package?

It'd make for a sweet prank on your last day on the job, that's for damn sure.

Opens lunch sac. "Peanut butter and jelly again?! I can't take it!! AAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"