Road Rage

[Ah Pook]

My recent fav.:
Driving down a 50mph road.
Scobaru turns into road doing 20mph.
I have to hit brakes to avoid making him a new hood ornament.
What ever.
At stop light he becomes Mario Andretti.
A mile in, he slows down.
Still driving the speed limit, I lane change 6-8 car links ahead.
Next thing I know he on my a$$. All I see is windshield.
Look back a second time and I see both middle fingers, banging on the steering wheel and I'm sure lots of profanity.
This lasts about a mile and he turns into the local community college.
What ever dood.

[CS1983]

My recent fav.:
Driving down a 50mph road.
Scobaru turns into road doing 20mph.
I have to hit brakes to avoid making him a new hood ornament.
What ever.
At stop light he becomes Mario Andretti.
A mile in, he slows down.
Still driving the speed limit, I lane change 6-8 car links ahead.
Next thing I know he on my a$$. All I see is windshield.
Look back a second time and I see both middle fingers, banging on the steering wheel and I'm sure lots of profanity.
This lasts about a mile and he turns into the local community college.
What ever dood.

The Testosterone doses be hitting harder during that time of the month for Queer Decolonization Theory majors.

[Ah Pook]

The Testosterone doses be hitting harder during that time of the month for Queer Decolonization Theory majors.

I was thinking Lesbian Underwater Basket Weaving 101.

[hollohas]

My recent fav.:
Driving down a 50mph road.
Scobaru turns into road doing 20mph.
I have to hit brakes to avoid making him a new hood ornament.
What ever.
At stop light he becomes Mario Andretti.
A mile in, he slows down.
Still driving the speed limit, I lane change 6-8 car links ahead.
Next thing I know he on my a$$. All I see is windshield.
Look back a second time and I see both middle fingers, banging on the steering wheel and I'm sure lots of profanity.
This lasts about a mile and he turns into the local community college.
What ever dood.

I have seen and experienced this exact same scenario several times. It's a head shaker. I simply cannot understand why someone does this.

One many years ago the guy who did exactly this started following me everywhere. Even after I made some turns taking us in circles. Eventually I pulled into the prison parking lot on Quincy and parked. He decided that probably wasn't the best place to follow and confront me. Ha.