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    Picture reminds me of the time I brought a girl home from college on spring break. She was from Seattle. We saw a herd of sheep while driving and she asked "why do they paint the sheep?"

    I told her it was so they'd know which ones bite and kick.

    Later, at the family dinner table my mother asked her if she'd seen anything interesting on the drive over...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gcrookston View Post
    Picture reminds me of the time I brought a girl home from college on spring break.
    So I had sheep in my head and then I read this first sentence. I think since I just watched the movie Fierce Creatures my head went somewhere it shouldn't have. I got a kick out of it though.
    Do what you've always done and get what you've always gotten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graves View Post
    I didn't think the DNC would be back so soon.
    AWESOME!

    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

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    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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    I don't understand why she asked why they painted them?
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    is that really why they paint them?
    For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
    -Thomas Jefferson

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    Oh wait, I think I get the joke now....heh

    I didn't see the paint until I looked again.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Heh sheep - they remind me of someone's supporters (his name rhymes with Osama).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Green View Post
    Heh sheep - they remind me of someone's supporters (his name rhymes with Osama).
    I'll take the rapist for $500 Alex!!
    -Mike

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    The Penis Mightier.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    You're sittin a gold mine Stu...
    -Mike

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