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    Thinks Rambo Was A Wussy Ranger's Avatar
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    Default Ordinance 300 Ballot Initiative - WTF?!?!?!

    Seriously, we have a ballot initiative in Denver for setting up a commission to greet and work with extra terrestrial beings from another world (and their vehicle) - I'm not kidding, this is really on the ballot to have tax dollars fund this "commission".

    Has this city completed flipped it's lid?

    I read recently that the UN has a commission like this and are looking to appoint someone to be the "Worlds Spokesperson" in case E.T. lands here.

    Why legalize pot, everyone in government is high anyway!!!!
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    No one told Ranger?

    *sigh*


    well I'm not telling him, not my job this week.
    Guess he will just have to stay in the dark with his tin foil hat

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    This has to be a hoax.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ranger View Post
    Seriously, we have a ballot initiative in Denver for setting up a commission to greet and work with extra terrestrial beings from another world (and their vehicle) - I'm not kidding, this is really on the ballot to have tax dollars fund this "commission".

    Has this city completed flipped it's lid?

    I read recently that the UN has a commission like this and are looking to appoint someone to be the "Worlds Spokesperson" in case E.T. lands here.

    Why legalize pot, everyone in government is high anyway!!!!
    Sooo you're saying you don't like aliens. Ok, but what did they ever do to you? You didn't get probed did you?!?

    Crazy. I wonder how much moolah would be going to a program such as this . . . .
    Do what you've always done and get what you've always gotten.

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    There Heeerrree

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    Do what you've always done and get what you've always gotten.

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    Y'all are just racists. Why shouldn't we extend a hand to aliens?

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    If you see one send him to Weld county, they welcome aliens with open arms.

    On a side note I had to take an 8 hour "new home buyers" class yesterday and the lady next to me works for "MUFON". http://www.mufon.com/ Notice its in Weld county

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    Quote Originally Posted by trlcavscout View Post
    If you see one send him to Weld county, they welcome aliens with open arms.

    On a side note I had to take an 8 hour "new home buyers" class yesterday and the lady next to me works for "MUFON". http://www.mufon.com/ Notice its in Weld county
    I know a guy who used to be pretty involved with MUFON. His attitude was "show me the proof." Most of the stuff he saw was faked, turns out the MUFON folks weren't that interested in rigorous examination of phony evidence so he got booted out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2ndChildhood View Post
    This has to be a hoax.
    No, it is not. I have my mail in ballot right here in front of me, this is a REAL issue!
    "...quemadmodum gladius neminem occidit, occidentis telum est." [...a sword never kills anybody; it's a tool in the killer's hand.] -- (Lucius Annaeus) Seneca "the Younger" (ca. 4 BC-65 AD)

    “I regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.” ~ Nathan Hale (final words before being hanged by the British, September 22, 1776.)

    If at first you don't succeed -- skydiving is not for you

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