Sex Offenders

[Irving]

Don't forget mooning - that'll get you on the list too. For those of us who grew up BEFORE the '90's (1990's that is ), have either mooned someone, or been in a car with someone who mooned someone. Last I heard, no one was harmed or mentally scarred from getting mooned yet now the mooner (and the driver of the car he/she was in) can be a labeled "sex offender" for life!

One time in a limo I got the girls to lean out the window and lure some dudes up close to talk to them. Once they drove in close, I pushed the girls out of the way and flashed my junk out the window of the limo driving down Speer Blvd. Those dudes STILL followed the limo all the way to the strip club and tried to get with the girls.

Don't tell anyone I did that though. It was a long time ago.