Jerry Bruckheimer has all the originality of table salt. David Caruso has all the charisma of a house plant.
So now they are portraying fantasy bullets as real? No?!? I quit watching all the CSIs. The formula got to be too predictable.
Jerry Bruckheimer has all the originality of table salt. David Caruso has all the charisma of a house plant.
So now they are portraying fantasy bullets as real? No?!? I quit watching all the CSIs. The formula got to be too predictable.
Micheal HoffHard times make strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create hard times
The "cop killer bullets" nonsense was first thrown at the public in Lethal Weapon 3 -
Agreed. I did see this episode (only seen a handful in quite a while) and I couldn't figure out how a bullet filled with nitroglycerin wouldn't explode with the tremendous pressures it undergoes while being fired or when it hit a plate glass window but did explode when it hit soft human flesh or was poked by a scalpel...so lame. I never really watched CSI Miami because the stupid punch lines, everything blowing up all the time, Horashio being such a major tool, etc. I'm going to mark CSI-NY off my list now too...I has just become WAY to unoriginal and fake.
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I used to live near Miami and worked fro Miami Metro Dade Police. I pretty sure the CSI units didn't do interrogations or kick doors. They also didn't tell detectives what to do. I love how all the detectives are always like "What do you want to do next?" I think I'm dumber for just having watched a couple of episodes a few years ago.
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Yeah, that's the worst. Every single time the lab guys are leading the way, kicking in doors and shooting people. Why is the lab guy leading SWAT into an active shooter situation? So dumb. And really, the show wouldn't lose anything if the lab guy let SWAT go in first...it would be better actually. I don't even get the point as to why the writers think the lab guys should be doing everything.
It must be in David Caruso's contract that he gets to be the badass hero. (as I turn sideways and look at the floor as I put my sun glasses on)![]()