Yeah, nobody saw that one coming, huh? Oh, Nelson....
I don't know what I'm laughing for, his severance package will still be more than my whole extended family's earnings for the last 100 years, and the next 100. Gimme that kinda cash and you'd never hear from me again. If I had that kind of money the only way I'd ever break a sweat again is on a beach somewhere, when the fan-waving babes have to take a bathroom break.