TSA pat-downs.

[DeusExMachina]

I heard on the radio news this morning that a security expert said that the TSA is looking for the rectal bomb, because the person carrying the bomb needs to carry a injector outside of the body. Then when he wants to detonate, he injects whatever into the bomb to cause a detonation.



Erno

Be advised for any passengers carrying Taco Bell into the airport.

[Byte Stryke]

I heard on the radio news this morning that a security expert said that the TSA is looking for the rectal bomb, because the person carrying the bomb needs to carry a injector outside of the body. Then when he wants to detonate, he injects whatever into the bomb to cause a detonation.



Erno

I heard somewhere that the federal government doesn't give a rats ass about our civil rights and is still clinging to failed fear-mongering tactics to try and implement a tyrannical government.

[patrick0685]

found my new underwear...

http://www.good.is/post/tsa-scanner-...rnment-x-rays/

[DeusExMachina]

Made in Colorado too!

[hollohas]

Well, here I am sitting in DIA and 4 out of my last 5 flights I have been selected for the "additional" screening. Yup, my Irish ancestory must have made me look like a potentail terrorist. Not one of those 4 times have they told me I had a choice to get a pat-down...I wouldn't take one cause I don't want some pervert looking TSA fuck touching me anyway, but what about the people who do want the pat-down instead? I thought the TSA is supposed to makesure everyone understands the options? At least that is what they have been telling us.

So I get in the non naked screener line so I can go through the regular metal detector and they tell me to get in the other line for the additional screening. I go into the machine and stand there for a bit while 3 TSA ass hats on the other side continue their conversation. After a few, I ask them if I am interupting and if I should come back after their conversation. The lady gives me a nasty look and come over the start the machine. Then she tells me to walk through and gave my ticket to one of the other TSA bitches and they tell me to step aside. I stand there and wait again without anyone explaining anything to me. Finally I ask the dick, "so, uh, what's going on?". He says I have to wait while they clear me, it was probably my necklace. Then he holds his hand to his earpiece like he saw all the cool special agents do in the movies and says "nailed it, you're free to go." What a bunch of fags.

[Irving]

So he was proud of guessing that it was your necklace after basically looking at you naked? 10 points to that guy.

[2ndChildhood]

Just got back from New Bern, NC.
We didn't get any special attention on either end. It was just like it's been the last few times.

[theGinsue]

I used to travel a lot on official business for the USAF. Inevitably, I was selected for "special screening" (of course, this was before the NEW "special screening") 9 out of 10 times. Yeah, blonde haired, blue eyed, travelling on military orders... I must have been a terrorist.

On these trips I couriered classified material from time to time. One time, I (of course) had all of the appropriate paperwork to get that item through security without being inspected but had one of the security folks tell me that I needed to open the package for inspection. I politely told them that there was NO WAY that was going to happen and referred them to the documents that I'd already presented. That didn't seem to be good enough for this person. After getting this clowns supervisor over and asking what their policy was for inspecting classified material accompanied be proper documentation. - They promptly allowed me to continue on my way.

[FromMyColdDeadHand]

Saw them give a dog a pat down at the Frontier bridge security check point. Guy pulled the dog out of the carrier and patted it down. No BS. The guy in front of me in line couldn't believe it either.

Start training you dog to put its hands up so ti can go thru the scanner.

Crazy world.

[van7559]

Saw them give a dog a pat down at the Frontier bridge security check point. Guy pulled the dog out of the carrier and patted it down. No BS. The guy in front of me in line couldn't believe it either.

Start training you dog to put its hands up so ti can go thru the scanner.

Crazy world.

To bad he did not piss on the dumb fawk