TSA pat-downs.

[Irving]

I would have laughed as long and loud as I possibly could have; even if I had to force it.

[theGinsue]

Saw them give a dog a pat down at the Frontier bridge security check point. Guy pulled the dog out of the carrier and patted it down. No BS. The guy in front of me in line couldn't believe it either.

Start training you dog to put its hands up so ti can go thru the scanner.

Crazy world.

Just when you think you've heard it all.

Is there absolutely no end to the insanity?

[Irving]

What happened was, it was a Show dog, and the person in front of them in line commented on how sheik his fur was. The TSA worker, in his infinite wisdom and endless training, thought the person said the dog was an oil sheik. Hence the pat down.

[theGinsue]

Yes, I can see that. Now it all makes sense.

[ERNO]

I heard on the radio last week that a TSA scanner outside of Baltimore Md. followed a female passenger to her home, broke in and raped her. Afterwards he gave her a sucide note, then he let her go. Authorites found him dead at the house with a self-inflicted gun-shot wound to the head.

[Bailey Guns]

Obama-care meets TSA:

[Mtn.man]

Interesting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XhnZ...layer_embedded

[Bailey Guns]

It's not interesting...it's infuriating. I'd rather be unemployed and starving than work for TSA. You'd have to have zero self respect to do that job.

[clublights]

Obama-care meets TSA:

I made this same joke awhile back in the thread...... of course I didn't have the funny pics to go with

[clublights]

I'll admit it.

I was one of the ones that thought the feds would come in and IMPROVE Security at airports..


OOPS.. boy was I WRONG.

The government screws up everything..i know this... and somehow I forgot in the stir of emotions following September 11th ( A side tangent ... am I the only one that is bothered by when folks shorten to 9/11 ? don't the folks lost deserve the extra syllables and couple extra key strokes ? always bugged me.. kinda silly but it does...) Bout the only thing the the government does right is the military ... and I think thats only thanks to long held traditions.. that and sergeants.

I've heard that TSA agents get APX 8 hours of training.... are 4 of those the lobotomy surgery ?