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    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
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    For there upon the floor before her lay....


    An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blubyue View Post
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...
    For there upon the floor before her lay....


    An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...
    Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay....
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
    But alas they could not flee.....
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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    Originally Posted by Mazin
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
    But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    Originally Posted by Mazin
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
    But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...
    But pee he could not, as his innards was shot.....
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...

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    Originally Posted by Mazin
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
    But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...

    But pee he could not, as his innards was shot..... Now thickens the plot, of the garage made Stens..

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    Quote Originally Posted by mx'r View Post
    Originally Posted by Mazin
    Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
    And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
    But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...

    But pee he could not, as his innards was shot..... Now thickens the plot, of the garage made Stens..
    As to their origin, one not knows of where or when....
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

    Gun Control - seeking a Hardware solution for a Software problem...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    As to their origin, one not knows of where or when....
    Only that they were sold by a shady guy named ben...

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