Paranoid conspiracy thread

[Marlin]

Did we go through a comet trail recently?













Ala' Maximum Overdrive.

[BigBear]

..."acting erratically" "appeared dis-sheveled and semi-coherent" and had "very bloodshot eyes" ...
Would Bios or Chemicals cause such actions?

LOTS of chems can cause those symptoms... so can drugs and other devices.

[Mtn.man]

And watching the Angry Beavers marathon can do that.

[ChunkyMonkey]

I am surprised noone here has blame it on the juice!

Here are two more conspiracy dots for you to link... Israel Vulture Spy
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ested-spy.html

and the Tourist Eating Sharks released by the Israeli
http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?id=198286

[TFOGGER]

The other bird kill (also redwinged black birds) was in Louisiana.
"They" are blaming that one on power lines....

http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-01-...louisiana.html


riiiiiiiight....

[Irving]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.


Guys. These were BLACK birds. Obviously they couldn't escape the food desert that they inevitably lived in.




My other guess was that Al Queda recruited some birds to act as suicide bombers. Each bird injested an Alkaseltzer or some uncooked rice before the flight.

[BPTactical]

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.

Guys. These were BLACK birds. Obviously they couldn't escape the food desert that they inevitably lived in.

Eloquent Stu

[Troublco]

Does anyone else find it odd that there was a massive drumfish kill..........nobody seems to think it's just a little fishy?

Can't believe nobody picked up on this....talk about fishy!

[Mtn.man]

Hey sounds as if we are ETHNIC profiling here.

[Hitman 6]

Does anyone else find it odd that there was a massive drumfish kill on the Arkansas river (in Roseville) within hours of the massive bird kill in Beebe, but the media is saying the bird kill was caused by NYE fireworks? Seriously, these events are roughly 70 miles apart, and nobody seems to think it's just a little fishy?

The birds all ate out of a Taco Bell dumpster, Flew to Roseville and laser-shitted the water right before calling it a life. The rest falls into place from there.